i may or may not be watching the land before time
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
