he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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