Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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