About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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