Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Green mimosas i think yes
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize