Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I need to calm my uterus...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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