this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dicks are not precious.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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