why didn't you poke me back
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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