U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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