no. you can't hotbox the world.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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