I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
