Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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