No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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