I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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