I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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