Best friends brother. Beat that.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
