i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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