What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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