There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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