Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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