so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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