I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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