Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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