Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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