ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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