these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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