quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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