I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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