ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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