I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
