Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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