You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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