Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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