everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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