Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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