Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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