Porn is love you can see.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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