areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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