Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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