The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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