Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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