If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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