I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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