New invention idea: vibrating tampons
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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