yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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