Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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