ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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