I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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