Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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