Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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