god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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