I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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