I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
