don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
50% drunk capacity currently
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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