That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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