is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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